Life Of Based Nigga

Month

March 2011

SOCIALLY AWKWARD →

moolahh:

kianaparker:

  • You check your phone, because you have nothing to contribute to the conversation.
  • Wait for the right time to say something, you get interrupted. Twice.
  • Someone you vaguely know is walking in front of you. You maintain distance.
  • Hold the door for some. They’re slightly too far away.
  • Someone comes online, you say “hey”, they go offline.
  • You go in for the high-five. Other person isn’t looking.
  • Accidentally look someone in the eye. Pretend to look past them.
  • You say something stupid. You play it down, but everyone sees your face going red.
  • You say “hi” to someone. It comes out as a whisper.
  • Your friends formed a circle while you were gone. You can’t fit and end up standing slightly askew.
  • Waiting by yourself for friends. Pretend you’re texting.
  • You tell a hilarious joke. Nobody laughs.
  • You’re in class and you want to cough. Some other person just coughed, now you have to wait.
  • Walk into the restrooms and the stalls are full; pretend you only came here to wash your hands then leave.
  • The person in front is walking slightly slower than you are. You walk at an uncomfortable speed to get past them.
Mar 31, 201197,039 notes
Every time I hear the word "FRIDAY"

legendwaitforitdaryy:

I’m like, “WAIT A MINUTE, FRIDAY?”

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“IT’S FRIDAY, FRIDAY. GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY~”  

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First 50 to reblog will get promo'd (this is extra, i never do promos)

nickitaughtme:

Must be following http://nickitaughtme.tumblr.com

I’ll check.

Reblogs only.

Fast!

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when motherfuckers always telling me to think logically

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